Thursday, September 25, 2008

Update on My Alien Body!

I really think that my sisters and I were all part of some weird, top secret, government science experiment! Really, Come on now! If it is a remote possibility then it has happened to one of us...I have come to a point where I have to laugh about it or I will loose my mind!! You know when they list possible complications or side effects with a medication or surgery...Well I do believe that our family "hand book" was missing the word"possible". Like I said...I just have to laugh! So, Yes, I gave birth to an IUD! Strange, gross, unbelievable, STUPID, ridiculous, BUT...nonetheless...TRUE! I have been lying on my couch ever since. I feel like crap. Excuse the use of that word that so many think I should trade in for one more becoming of a "missionary"...sometimes "crap" is the only word that is suited to describe ones state of being!!
So, anyway...I am FINALLY going to see my OBGYN today at 11:00. I don't want to be too graphic, but things aren't where they should be! I am very concerned that I may trip over my uterus! :) No really...I am concerned that the muscles supporting "all that" aren't doing their job! I guess that is the most "non-graphic" way to describe it?? I am just going to pray that it is only my girl friends reading this...or atleast guys who aren't easily disturbed! The good Lord knows that I am not shy! It is what it is! If you are reading this male or female...just pray that my doctor figures out why I am hurting and decides that he will give me some pain medication that actually works...before I loose my mind....or before my family disowns me!!
More to come! Stay tunned...unless this is TMI...if so...this is probably not the blog for you! :)
LOVE AND BLESSINGS!!
Kristi

1 comment:

Carri said...

You are such a nerd BUT it is all too true! If it could possible happen it has happened to one of us! I now have a knot in the vein in my are and a hug bulging bruise on my hip!! Come on are you kidding me...am I too thick and havea clot or am I too thin and bruising easier than normal! I guess we will find out tomorrow! I am going to have to call the Dr. in the morning!